Randomness to the third degree

tastefullyoffensive: [bigredratchet]

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:32 -0500

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:01 -0500

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:43:35 -0500

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:38:34 -0500

Psychology: The Meaning Behind Your Doodles

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:34:35 -0500

psych-facts:

spiritualseeker:

Boxes: desire to be constructive (synonyms: helpful, effective, practical, useful, positive)

3-D Boxes: ability to see all sides of an issue

Triangles: one who’s mind is logical/rational, desire to see things come to a head

Arrows: feelings of ambition, drive, motivation

Aimless lines that form no shape or go in all directions: feeling undirected, without structure/purpose, irritated, frustrated

Stars: feelings of hopelessness, looking forward or up to things, and optimism

Circles: feeling passive rather than aggressive, circles are associated with sociable, talkative, and friendly, desire to be flexible and loving

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:33:29 -0500

watermel0n-smile: he just accepts it, not even surprised by it....

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:31:29 -0500

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

medicatedchapstick: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:31:20 -0500

medicatedchapstick:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

that duck behaves better than half of my class…

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:21:13 -0500

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barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:19:39 -0500

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:39 -0500

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:03:52 -0500

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:50:25 -0500

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

When my best friend is having a bad day

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:47:02 -0500

whatshouldwecallme:

lulz-time: probablyharrison: my grandma and great aunt have...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:46:51 -0500

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probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:42:18 -0500

fetchhappened: mcgooglykins: #IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:52:26 -0500

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

10knotes: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:50:57 -0500

10knotes:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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lulz-time: dailyotter: Otter Slides Down a Water Slide This...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:42:23 -0500

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dailyotter:

Otter Slides Down a Water Slide

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:41 -0500

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